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Breakfast for the Marquis.

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Mr. Marquis's breakfast.

3
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After you.

4
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Mr. Marquis's breakfast.

5
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Well, Baptista. Thank you.

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Voila.

7
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- It's crap! - We have to
change it? - No. That's fine.

8
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Battista, let's go.

9
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- Good morning.
- Ludovico, good morning. Good morning.

10
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Good morning.

11
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- Who are you?
- The new wardrobe.

12
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Wardrobe? Look at this stuff!

13
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- Do you know who I am?
- The butler.

14
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Then you know who I am
above all and wanting...

15
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We'll talk about it. Battista, let's go.

16
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It's 10. Breakfast
of the Marquis is ready.

17
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Mister Marquis. There isn't.

18
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Damn, there isn't.

19
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- Battista, look below
the bed. - Under the bed? - Yes.

20
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- There isn't. - Did you look carefully?
- Yes, Mr. Antonio.

21
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- Let's look in the drawers.
- In the drawers?

22
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If the marquis is not there,
maybe his wallet is there.

23
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- Nothing. - Isn't there? - No.
- I am sorry.

24
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I'm sorry he's not there
the marquis.

25
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Remember, honesty above all!

26
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(<) Gastone, are you awake?
I'm the mommy. - The Marquise.

27
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Poor woman!
Mother of a dissolute son!

28
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It's so thin! One shot too much
strong would crash it.

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- Go, leave me alone with her.
- Yes, Mr. Antonio.

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Poor mother!

31
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Gaston!

32
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- Anthony.
- Good morning, Madame Marchesa.

33
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Where is the master?

34
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- Antonio, what's underneath?
- There's no one under the bed.

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Not even in the drawers.
Maybe it's in the closet.

36
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Enough, I understand
the sad truth.

37
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Gastone spent the night
out of the house with that woman!

38
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How I suffer!

39
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- Antonio, leave me alone.
- As you wish, Marquise.

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THUD

41
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As usual!

42
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I said it was too much pain
it would have crashed hard...

43
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- The armchair.
- What a pain!

44
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I believe so, Marquise.

45
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WHISTLE

46
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I know.

47
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HORN SOUND

48
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- I never would have thought
to suffer so much. - I know.

49
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Never... never so much.

50
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Thank you, Ludovico.

51
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- (MARCHESA) Let's go.
- Close the door.

52
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- Hoist the marquise.
- How I suffer. How I suffer!

53
00:07:05,107 --> 00:07:10,136
What a pain! He spent the night
with Lulù, the singer!

54
00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,136
- How disgusting!
- That woman bewitched him.

55
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She is beautiful, sensual, busty.

56
00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:23,137
- Antonio, go to her. - Right away.
- Do you know what you have to do? - Eh!

57
00:07:23,227 --> 00:07:27,061
You have to bring my son here,
at all costs!

58
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Where do you want to go? Below!

59
00:07:32,707 --> 00:07:36,416
- Antonio... Where are you?
- Below.

60
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- Antonio, a hand.
- Immediately, even two.

61
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Come. Slowly. Slowly.

62
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- Slowly. That's it.
- Thank you.

63
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Antonio, go
from that slut

64
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- and bring my son here.
Right away. - Right away.

65
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- I suffer it.
- I go.

66
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THUD

67
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I suffer!

68
00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:06,303
I'm in so much pain!

69
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:10,027
- Anthony.
- Immediately, Marquise.

70
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My Gaston!

71
00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:22,936
- Gaston, calm down. - No, I am
tired! - Then go back to your mother.

72
00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:29,023
- I will do it. - Well, leave me
to my theater and my admirers!

73
00:08:29,107 --> 00:08:31,178
- Lovers!
- No, admirers!

74
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If they were admirers,

75
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they wouldn't let you trip
in front of empty seats!

76
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- Empty seats? - Yes!
- My number is a triumph!

77
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- Everyone sings my song.
- All your lovers!

78
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Stop it, otherwise
I'll break your head!

79
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- Instead I repeat it: Your lovers!
- Stop it!

80
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I wonder if I'm at home.

81
00:09:05,387 --> 00:09:07,378
I'm at home.

82
00:09:11,227 --> 00:09:14,060
Ludovico, wait for me, I'll be right back.

83
00:09:16,187 --> 00:09:19,418
- Coward, scoundrel!
- I'll kill you!

84
00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:23,216
- Try it!
- You drive me crazy!

85
00:09:23,307 --> 00:09:26,265
- Enough!
THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR - Who is it?

86
00:09:26,347 --> 00:09:33,538
It's you! Well, a witness. Everyone
they must know that she is cheating on me!

87
00:09:33,627 --> 00:09:37,541
You have to know what he's saying
to be a gentleman,

88
00:09:37,627 --> 00:09:40,858
instead he is a coward
and a scoundrel!

89
00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:43,177
- Tell him he tired me!
- Okay, I'll report back.

90
00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:49,980
Here's the thanks
for giving her my all!

91
00:09:50,347 --> 00:09:52,941
- And also something from mom.
- It is true.

92
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,064
I squandered a fortune
for her.

93
00:09:55,147 --> 00:09:59,459
- You understand why in here
you have a heart! - Yes.

94
00:09:59,547 --> 00:10:02,426
- Do you have it? - Yes.
- I know!

95
00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:06,580
Tell him to leave now!

96
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:13,221
- I hate it! Tell him to go away,
or I'll gouge his eyes out like this. - Aah!

97
00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:16,425
"The light that went out"!
Michael Strogoff, "The Troika".

98
00:10:16,507 --> 00:10:20,057
Keep your gifts too,
I don't want them!

99
00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:23,785
By golly, I see you!

100
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,336
Good night. I can't see anymore.

101
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:34,025
Marchesino, your mother sent me
here to tell you...

102
00:10:34,107 --> 00:10:38,783
Tell him he can continue
this apartment

103
00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:43,065
and that he will never see me again.
He's a scoundrel and a coward!

104
00:10:43,147 --> 00:10:44,581
It will be served.

105
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:49,457
The young lady begs me to tell her that
you are a scoundrel and a coward.

106
00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:53,541
- Accompany the young lady
at the door! - Right away.

107
00:10:53,627 --> 00:10:56,346
Yes, I'm leaving. Goodbye!

108
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Goodbye.

109
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,219
- Did she leave?
- Yes, sir.

110
00:11:04,307 --> 00:11:08,824
- Why did you let her go?
- She told me.

111
00:11:08,907 --> 00:11:13,902
How unhappy I am!
I'll kill myself!

112
00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:16,376
- What opera is "La traviata"?
- No.

113
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,300
- "The Barber of Seville".
- No, I'll end it!

114
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,186
Yes, get it over with.

115
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,783
- Just get it over with!
- No, I want to die!

116
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,747
Die? Die!

117
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:35,505
He would be bored all day
underground, only with worms.

118
00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:39,581
There are the "wisps",
but only on Sundays.

119
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:43,262
Always closed on other days
in "cash".

120
00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:46,942
Marquis, desist, don't insist.

121
00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:51,100
It would be a dead life
which is not suitable for her.

122
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:56,819
- You're right,
killing yourself is cowardice. - Certain.

123
00:11:57,987 --> 00:12:01,423
Antonio, do you love me?

124
00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,340
Well... yes.

125
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:12,503
- You are at our service
for 20 years, right? - Yes.

126
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:17,858
Then kill me.

127
00:12:18,587 --> 00:12:23,138
- Huh? - You kill me.
- Things? Let's not make jokes!

128
00:12:23,227 --> 00:12:25,946
- Marquis!
- Shoot me.

129
00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:28,223
Excuse me, but you're stupid.

130
00:12:28,307 --> 00:12:30,867
- Shoot, that's an order!
- Think about it.

131
00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:35,339
- Pull the trigger!
- But what if I hurt her?

132
00:12:35,427 --> 00:12:38,704
If you don't kill me, I'll kill you.

133
00:12:38,787 --> 00:12:40,300
No, don't kill me.

134
00:12:40,387 --> 00:12:44,381
I count to three. If on three
you didn't shoot, I'll shoot!

135
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:47,698
- One!
- S... S... Yes, Ss... I'm shooting.

136
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:53,906
Mr. Marquis,
where... where do you want the bullet?

137
00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:57,901
- To the heart! Two!
- Cu... cu... heart.

138
00:12:59,227 --> 00:13:02,424
- Where his heart is,
to the right or to the left? - Three!

139
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:05,216
- Shoot! - I'm shooting.
- Thank you, Antonio.

140
00:13:05,307 --> 00:13:08,937
Pre... pre... please,
Mr. Marquis.

141
00:13:12,507 --> 00:13:16,944
Excuse me, Mr. Marquis,
I have to faint.

142
00:13:22,187 --> 00:13:24,224
Everyone betrays me.

143
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:29,222
There are no joys in life.
You too, servant, slave,

144
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:33,141
why do you live? I'll kill you.

145
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:36,425
No! You don't love me...

146
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,339
SHOOT

147
00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:48,619
Follow your destiny,
I will follow mine. Alone!

148
00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:57,262
Shame. Shame!

149
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,786
- You didn't try to hold him back?
- Yes.

150
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:04,303
We "struggled".
There was "mouthwash".

151
00:14:04,387 --> 00:14:08,984
- Forgive me, but suddenly
"I never saw you again." - So what?

152
00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:12,904
When I saw it again,
he had gone away with Ludovico.

153
00:14:12,987 --> 00:14:17,618
Where has he gone, poor child!

154
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:22,504
- How I suffer!
- No, for goodness sake!

155
00:14:22,587 --> 00:14:28,026
Here's Ludovico. Where is Gaston?
Where did you take him?

156
00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:32,101
- He enlisted. - Enlisted?
- Yes, in the Foreign Legion.

157
00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,337
In the Foreign Legion!

158
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:39,819
But I won't abandon him.
I can't abandon my son.

159
00:14:39,907 --> 00:14:42,626
- Do you want to ARRIVE too?
- No, you will do it.

160
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:46,223
- it? - Yes, you will follow him,
you will watch over his life

161
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:50,266
and you will bring him back to me safe and sound.
You will leave immediately.

162
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,497
- Will you allow me a word?
- Yes.

163
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,625
- Can I speak without reticence?
- Without hesitation.

164
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:59,826
- Then I say no. - No? - Yes.
- What does that mean?

165
00:14:59,907 --> 00:15:04,185
It means no. No. No.

166
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:09,025
Antonio, it's been 25 years
that you steal in this house.

167
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:13,021
- Does the Marquise know?
- Everyone knows it. - Vibò.

168
00:15:13,107 --> 00:15:16,179
Okay, I confess.

169
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:19,425
I stole for 25 years.

170
00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:23,137
But I did it to do good.

171
00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:28,142
I helped an orphan, without a mother,
fatherless, homeless.

172
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,582
Who is this poor orphan?

173
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:33,386
Who is this orphan?

174
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,024
But... Marquise.

175
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:40,617
- It's me.
- You? - Yes.

176
00:15:42,547 --> 00:15:48,862
Do I have a dad? Do I have a mother?
Is this building mine?

177
00:15:49,587 --> 00:15:53,137
- Antonio, I want to move
in the countryside. - Yes.

178
00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:58,347
If you bring my son back to me healthy
and safe, I give you this palace

179
00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:02,136
- with all the furniture inside.
- Really? - Yes.

180
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:05,299
- This building? - Yes.
- Then I'll leave right away.

181
00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:09,267
- Thank you. - Not at all.
- I knew I could count on you.

182
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,099
- Will you save him?
- Certain.

183
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:18,617
If I think that Gastone is alone in that
deserted, I suffer terribly.

184
00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:24,346
How much I suffer! No!
I will go to suffer in the countryside.

185
00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:29,627
Good, there are benches there
of stone, he can suffer as he wishes.

186
00:16:29,707 --> 00:16:33,416
- Yes. Ludovico, let's go.
- Goodbye.

187
00:16:34,107 --> 00:16:37,384
How to enlist
in the Foreign Legion?

188
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:41,381
- It's simple, go to Caffè Verdi
in Via del Porto. - And then?

189
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,983
He sits down and orders beer and sausages.

190
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:49,618
- But what if I don't have an appetite?
- That's the password.

191
00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:54,827
Oh, I understand. You can give me
a ride with the car?

192
00:16:54,907 --> 00:17:00,141
Gladly, but I have to accompany
the marquise at the villa.

193
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:05,063
- But I can carry your suitcase
at the cafe. - (IN FRENCH) Thank you.

194
00:17:05,147 --> 00:17:08,981
- Have you learned French? - Sure,
I have to go to the Foreign Legion!

195
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:14,699
(IN FRENCH) Goodbye,
my little cabbage.

196
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:19,540
But did I say it right?

197
00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:24,576
"Caffè Verdi in Via del Porto"
or "Caffè Porto in Via Verdi"?

198
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,744
APPLAUSE

199
00:17:45,947 --> 00:17:49,144


200
00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:52,379
It follows progress, in fact it is true

201
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:55,778
that changes as the wind changes.

202
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,701
He changes his accent and his thoughts.

203
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:04,297
Lulu from the cabaret

204
00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:07,587
you're no longer you.

205
00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:11,465
Alas, you have disappeared

206
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:15,302
from the time of Fru-fru.

207
00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:19,816
- Do you want?
- Beer and sausages.

208
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:22,379
All right.

209
00:18:23,507 --> 00:18:27,501

and fashion transformed.

210
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:33,981
Now you dance in the cabaret completely naked
from head to foot.

211
00:18:35,627 --> 00:18:39,302
(IN CHORUS) And how, how you are
changed, my romantic Lulu.

212
00:18:39,387 --> 00:18:42,982
You go around all low-cut,
where has your virtue gone.

213
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:46,458
Dance, just dance the rasp
which comes to us from Paranà.

214
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,779
Between the file, the rasp and the toad
humanity has gone mad.

215
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,304
Lulù dances, Lulù sings,
that time that was no longer returns.

216
00:18:55,307 --> 00:19:02,338
But it's still you, Lulu!

217
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,024
Good!

218
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,384
Here's the beer and the sausages.

219
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:20,697
Young man,
here is a "quiproqud".

220
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,142
- What's in here?
- Nothing here.

221
00:19:23,227 --> 00:19:26,618
You didn't understand
what I said.

222
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,506
I said I wanted it
beer and sausages.

223
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:34,741
- And what are these? - Beer
and sausages. - So what? - Oh, no!

224
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:40,539
I meant it
"Beer and sausages".

225
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:47,226
- Ah, I understand! One moment,
I'll be right back. - Thank you.

226
00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:51,905
- He doesn't want beer and sausages.
- And what does he want?

227
00:19:51,987 --> 00:19:54,342
Beer and sausages.

228
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:58,625
- How many did you bring him? - Two.
- Bring him four.

229
00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:16,337
- Here are the beers and sausages.
- Young man, enough!

230
00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:18,859
I said beer and sausages.

231
00:20:18,947 --> 00:20:21,746
Beer and sausages.

232
00:20:22,547 --> 00:20:24,185
- As?
- Already.

233
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:26,178
I understood it that way.

234
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:32,980
- It's the same thing. - So
I'll go get them. Excuse me. - Please.

235
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:53,019
Waiter, a gentleman has come
did he order beer and sausages?

236
00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:56,304
- Beer and sausages? - Yes.
- No.

237
00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:58,947
- Do you want beer and sausages?
- no.

238
00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:05,376
- I understand. - A gentleman...
- I understand. - No... - I understand.

239
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:10,187
There is a misunderstanding.
We didn't understand each other.

240
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:14,500
- I asked...
- Beer and sausages. - No.

241
00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,066
- I wanted...
- Beer and sausages. - No!

242
00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:23,781
- I want it... - A punch in the face.
- What ways! Hands off!

243
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:27,781
I meant I want
GET UP.

244
00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:29,619
Go.

245
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:36,736
- Do you want to enlist?
- How did you figure it out?

246
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:39,740
Everyone understood it.

247
00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:41,340
Yes, I want to GROW.

248
00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:47,776
- For Africa? - Or in the villages
neighbors, for me it's the same thing.

249
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:51,178
Come with me, I'll have you join me
a clandestine expeditionary force.

250
00:21:51,267 --> 00:21:53,304
Really...

251
00:21:53,387 --> 00:21:56,823
Since it is about "body"
I would have preferred...

252
00:21:56,907 --> 00:22:01,424
She understands, the erotic atmosphere,
sensual, singing, dancing.

253
00:22:02,147 --> 00:22:06,345
- Are you determined to enlist for the
Sahara rebels? -Yes, Colonel.

254
00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:12,821
- We will fight against the Legion
Foreigner. - Well. Sign here.

255
00:22:14,987 --> 00:22:19,936
To avoid police surprises,
you will travel in these barrels.

256
00:22:20,027 --> 00:22:25,147
I prefer to sleep in a barrel
than in my old lady's bed.

257
00:22:25,227 --> 00:22:27,741
It's for her that I'm here.

258
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:31,900
I understand. Well, we'll be leaving soon.

259
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:37,144
Princess.

260
00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:41,826
Colonel, you know I don't want to
be called that.

261
00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:45,343
- Excuse me. - I brought you
a new arrival.

262
00:22:45,427 --> 00:22:51,139
- Is he the new recruit?
- No, my name is Antonio Sapone.

263
00:22:51,227 --> 00:22:53,662
- Are you willing to leave with us?
- Yes.

264
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,306
- To fight with us?
- Yes.

265
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,537
- To die with us?
- Yes... No.

266
00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,585
- What?
- If I have to die, I want to do it alone.

267
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:05,377
- Then you would be a hero?
- No, a liar.

268
00:23:07,147 --> 00:23:09,423
The captain says we must
leave immediately.

269
00:23:09,507 --> 00:23:12,465
Well, I'll have to see right away
a person.

270
00:23:12,547 --> 00:23:16,939
- Get in there. - Here? - Yes. - Not
it's possible, it's too small.

271
00:23:17,027 --> 00:23:21,976
- The bigger ones are busy.
- It doesn't even reach the horse.

272
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:26,140
- Come on, come in!
- But it's small. - After you!

273
00:23:26,227 --> 00:23:29,424
- (ANTONIO) Slowly.
(<) Next!

274
00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:33,785
- Don't push!
- Below. Below! - Force!

275
00:23:36,187 --> 00:23:39,384
One more effort. Push.

276
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,785
Put your head in.

277
00:23:42,987 --> 00:23:48,221
- Well. Now this. Put
the lid. - (ANTONIO) Alas!

278
00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:50,580
ANTONIO SCREAMS

279
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,944
Shout out, but then you'll shut up.

280
00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:01,062
(ANTONIO) Aahh! Help!

281
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,104
(ANTONIO) Alas!

282
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:19,420
- I thought I heard a scream.
- Strange. Load.

283
00:24:20,307 --> 00:24:23,265
- It's wine.
- Does the wine scream?

284
00:24:23,347 --> 00:24:27,420
It's "new" wine,
he still doesn't know how to behave.

285
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:33,537
- Yet I heard shouting.
- See? He has learned, he no longer shouts.

286
00:24:33,627 --> 00:24:36,665
Good evening. Let's go.

287
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,383
SPEAK IN ARABIC

288
00:24:57,027 --> 00:24:59,985
SPEAK IN ARABIC

289
00:25:02,547 --> 00:25:06,984
He says they are in those rafts
the mercenaries who come from Europe.

290
00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:12,576
Do you think we can prevent it
the landing? There are few of us.

291
00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:14,826
The signal.

292
00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:20,027
- Strange, there are no rebels.
SHOOT

293
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:24,381
Quick, behind the dunes!

294
00:25:27,387 --> 00:25:29,344
SHOOT

295
00:25:30,587 --> 00:25:35,616
In the name of Allah! They flee!
Let's go meet our friends.

296
00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:37,027
My horse!

297
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,817
EXCITED SHOUTS

298
00:25:54,027 --> 00:25:55,461
Welcome, princess.

299
00:25:55,547 --> 00:25:58,346
May Allah protect you
for the victory of his faithful.

300
00:25:58,427 --> 00:26:00,543
Thank you, Mohamed.

301
00:26:05,707 --> 00:26:09,382
- You clashed with the legionaries.
- We beat them.

302
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:12,505
Any news from my brother?
Has he returned from Europe?

303
00:26:12,587 --> 00:26:17,138
Sad news. Your beloved Omar,
the son of the late Sheikh,

304
00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:20,936
the hope of the rebels, the sword
of Allah, he fell prisoner.

305
00:26:21,027 --> 00:26:26,227
Curse! How are we going to give
courage to the rebellious tribes?

306
00:26:26,307 --> 00:26:29,220
One moment. Who knows the son
of the sheikh?

307
00:26:29,307 --> 00:26:33,221
Nobody. My father sent him when he was 6 years old
to Oxford to save his life.

308
00:26:33,307 --> 00:26:35,776
- Has anyone seen him again?
- No, never.

309
00:26:35,867 --> 00:26:40,338
We'll make believe one of those
men is the sheikh's son.

310
00:26:40,427 --> 00:26:45,183
- You are clever, Colonel.
Who would you choose? - I don't know. That.

311
00:26:45,267 --> 00:26:48,817
No, he's blond, everyone knows
that my brother is dark.

312
00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:52,616
- Then that.
- No, he's too old.

313
00:26:52,707 --> 00:26:55,381
- And that's too young.
- Then I don't know....

314
00:26:55,467 --> 00:26:57,936
Wait a minute, there's one more,
that.

315
00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:05,422
- Yes, it's distinct, dark
and he's the right age. - Let him out.

316
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,136
Ali, get on your horse.

317
00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:13,984
Run to the village to tell them
the sheikh's son has returned.

318
00:27:16,627 --> 00:27:19,460
- In here?
- Don't worry. Open.

319
00:27:19,547 --> 00:27:23,586
- No. Not here, Colonel.
- You're right.

320
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:26,184
Take it away.

321
00:27:37,267 --> 00:27:43,297
Prince Omar arrives tomorrow morning
at dawn.

322
00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:46,300
Go to sleep.

323
00:27:46,387 --> 00:27:48,742
Tomorrow morning at dawn.

324
00:27:52,147 --> 00:27:56,186
The sheikh's son arrives
tomorrow morning, go to sleep.

325
00:27:56,267 --> 00:28:00,056
Tomorrow morning at dawn. Go.

326
00:28:08,227 --> 00:28:10,184
After you.

327
00:28:10,827 --> 00:28:13,341
Leave it here. Bring it up.

328
00:28:15,387 --> 00:28:17,537
That's fine.

329
00:28:19,787 --> 00:28:21,744
Go.

330
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:30,137
- Are you sure it will go well?
- Yes, open.

331
00:28:37,587 --> 00:28:41,740
Oooh! I want to stretch out a bit
the legs.

332
00:28:45,227 --> 00:28:48,345
Ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta.

333
00:28:52,747 --> 00:28:56,706
- Voila!
- Well done! But it's too small.

334
00:28:56,787 --> 00:28:58,346
Let's lengthen it.

335
00:28:59,267 --> 00:29:02,544
(ANTONIO) What are you doing?
My legs!

336
00:29:02,627 --> 00:29:05,665
- Stopped!
- No, now it's too long!

337
00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:10,423
- Ouch! - Is this okay?
- You can go.

338
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:18,499
- Did you have a good trip? - A little
tight and with my heart in my throat.

339
00:29:18,587 --> 00:29:21,579
- It's the emotion. - No, the heart
in the throat, feet in the mouth,

340
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:25,422
the offal under the armpits
and picking his nose.

341
00:29:26,827 --> 00:29:30,741
We are in Africa! What a beautiful tent!

342
00:29:31,347 --> 00:29:35,022
And we eat. Let's eat!

343
00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:40,103
Allow? Special ration
for the first day!

344
00:29:44,227 --> 00:29:46,741
Good. Sicilian chef?

345
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:51,503
- I recognize him from the chilli pepper.
- It's an Arabic dish: "couscous".

346
00:29:51,587 --> 00:29:56,343
I understand. But if he doesn't give me
something to drink...

347
00:29:57,947 --> 00:30:01,178
I don't like couscous couscous.

348
00:30:01,787 --> 00:30:04,381
- To drink.
- Half a liter.

349
00:30:04,627 --> 00:30:07,619
- Do you like this treatment?
- Gosh, wonderful!

350
00:30:07,707 --> 00:30:11,541
- It is the treatment reserved for
your rank. - Yes, I was a corporal.

351
00:30:11,627 --> 00:30:14,904
No, you have to do it
the sheikh's son.

352
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:20,380
It's impossible, thanks for your help
kindness, she is a gourmet,

353
00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:24,859
I'm beautiful, I like myself,
I have the "sex APPEAL",

354
00:30:24,947 --> 00:30:28,622
but I can't be a son
of the sheikh. - Why?

355
00:30:28,707 --> 00:30:31,267
Rudolph Valentino has already done it.

356
00:30:31,347 --> 00:30:35,386
You didn't understand. You have to take
the place of Omar Bei Hussein.

357
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:36,218
My brother.

358
00:30:36,307 --> 00:30:42,622
You will lead the desert raiders who
they will exterminate the Foreign Legion.

359
00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:48,146
The Foreign Legion? There is a
misunderstanding. But where did I enlist?

360
00:30:48,227 --> 00:30:52,505
Among the desert rebels
who fight against the Legion.

361
00:30:52,587 --> 00:30:56,581
No, I rebel,
I won't be a rebel.

362
00:30:56,667 --> 00:31:00,740
Let's drink to it
and enemies more than before!

363
00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:03,660
Unfaithful dog, I will kill you!

364
00:31:03,747 --> 00:31:07,536
- Stop, it's too late. You want to do
the sheikh's son? - No.

365
00:31:07,627 --> 00:31:11,666
- Then take him to the cell
white. - Go over there.

366
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:15,263
- I understand. - I am thirsty.
- Get up, let's go!

367
00:31:15,347 --> 00:31:20,103
- But give me a drink. A liquid!
- Move!

368
00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:25,303
- With that system he will accept
our proposal? - I think so.

369
00:31:26,227 --> 00:31:29,345
Couscous is very persuasive.

370
00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:34,619
- I'm thirsty, I want to drink! - After you!
- I am thirsty.

371
00:31:34,987 --> 00:31:37,342
SPEAK IN ARABIC

372
00:31:38,587 --> 00:31:39,941
How?

373
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:46,222
I do not understand.
THEY SPEAK IN ARABIC

374
00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:54,585
- What did he say?
- He said, "Okay."

375
00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:59,423
- He spoke for three hours and only said
"is it okay"? - If you are thirsty, you can drink.

376
00:32:02,147 --> 00:32:08,063
Thank you! Miss,
she is kind, beautiful and graceful.

377
00:32:08,147 --> 00:32:10,741
It is the symbol of freshness.
Give me some water.

378
00:32:10,827 --> 00:32:14,582
I can't take it anymore, I'm dying.
Give me the water.

379
00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:18,706
"Give drink to the thirsty"
it is a commandment. Be good.

380
00:32:18,787 --> 00:32:22,621
- She's gone!
SPEAK IN ARABIC

381
00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,664
But what does he say?

382
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:32,903
ANTONIO SPEAKS IN FAKE ARABIC

383
00:32:36,147 --> 00:32:39,344
Hey! I'm thirsty!

384
00:32:39,427 --> 00:32:41,384
I am thirsty!

385
00:32:44,747 --> 00:32:47,182
I am thirsty!

386
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:52,426
How beautiful! But not now,
I want to quench my thirst first.

387
00:32:52,507 --> 00:32:55,067
The women later. I am thirsty!

388
00:32:58,187 --> 00:33:01,464
I'm dying of thirst!

389
00:33:02,787 --> 00:33:05,347
Thank you. No! Don't waste it!

390
00:33:05,427 --> 00:33:07,464
Don't waste it, it's a shame!

391
00:33:12,267 --> 00:33:15,658
- You stinker! - AS YOU DARE
DE CALL MARMA FETENTA?

392
00:33:15,747 --> 00:33:19,263
- Gosh! He's from Bitonto.
- NO Bitonto.

393
00:33:19,347 --> 00:33:23,818
A FAKE ARAB SPEAKS
- I'm not stupid! - What did you say?

394
00:33:23,907 --> 00:33:30,700
- I'm not stupid, he's from Bitonto!
SPEAK IN ARABIC

395
00:33:30,787 --> 00:33:34,417
I'm thirsty! Can't you see I'm dying?

396
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:38,942
- Ah, you're thirsty! - Yes.
- Why didn't you say so before?

397
00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:44,064
- Stopped! Look.
- Vibò.

398
00:33:44,347 --> 00:33:49,945
- Where did this barrel come from?
- Here there is fresh water.

399
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:54,498
- Look.
- Yes. How beautiful!

400
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,463
It's wet water!

401
00:33:57,547 --> 00:34:01,336
It's light water. Look!

402
00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:09,057
- Why did you throw it away?
- Please.

403
00:34:09,867 --> 00:34:12,177
I'll take it.

404
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:16,465
There isn't. You took it all.

405
00:34:16,547 --> 00:34:19,699
No, look, the water is there.

406
00:34:19,827 --> 00:34:24,060
Do you see her? How beautiful! Look.

407
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:28,664
- Don't throw it away.
- Take it yourself.

408
00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:33,261
- There isn't.
- Yes, there is! Look.

409
00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:36,177
- But why...
- You take it.

410
00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:39,942
- There isn't.
- Yes, there is. Look.

411
00:34:41,187 --> 00:34:45,101
It's not my fault if you can't drink,
I gave you water.

412
00:34:45,187 --> 00:34:50,466
- You are a rude Arab. - I will be
rude, but the water is there. Look.

413
00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:54,786
- Look how much!
- Don't waste it, let me drink!

414
00:34:54,867 --> 00:34:56,938
- Am I rude?
- No.

415
00:34:57,027 --> 00:35:02,466
- Are they from Bitonto? - No. My grandmother
he was from Bitonto. And my grandfather too.

416
00:35:02,547 --> 00:35:05,699
Wait. Before drinking,
tell me something.

417
00:35:05,787 --> 00:35:09,826
- Are you a sheik? - I do everything
whatever you want. - Then drink.

418
00:35:11,787 --> 00:35:13,346
Waterfall!

419
00:35:14,587 --> 00:35:18,945
- Look how much!
- What a beauty!

420
00:35:29,147 --> 00:35:30,501
Alarms!

421
00:35:31,107 --> 00:35:33,018
Look.

422
00:35:35,907 --> 00:35:38,786
- A woman.
- What a beautiful girl!

423
00:35:40,587 --> 00:35:42,737
A lady!

424
00:35:45,307 --> 00:35:47,821
- We have arrived.
- Finally!

425
00:35:50,947 --> 00:35:56,704
- Do you want? - I can talk to
the commander? - Please. - Thank you.

426
00:36:03,227 --> 00:36:07,903
Sorry, women are not allowed in
without the major's permission.

427
00:36:07,987 --> 00:36:10,103
- One moment.
- Please.

428
00:36:11,027 --> 00:36:16,579
- Ludovico! - Miss Lulu.
- Dear! And where is Gaston?

429
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:19,386
- In prison.
- In prison? Why?

430
00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:23,176
- He always gets drunk to forget
her. - I'm a teetotaler.

431
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:26,385
- What happens?
- The commander.

432
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,902
- Do you want? - I'd like to talk
with the legionary Gastone.

433
00:36:30,987 --> 00:36:32,978
LAUGHTER
- Silence!

434
00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:36,264
- Come to my office.
- Certain.

435
00:36:37,107 --> 00:36:41,021
- But who is he?
- I do not know.

436
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,467
Well done sir!

437
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:56,342
- Here's the "slop". - I do not want
eat, I want to die!

438
00:36:56,427 --> 00:36:59,783
Everything for a woman! Lulu!
Maybe it's even ugly.

439
00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:06,057
- Lulu is the most beautiful of all.
- No, she's the major's friend.

440
00:37:06,147 --> 00:37:08,502
If she came this far,
she must be in love.

441
00:37:08,587 --> 00:37:14,299
I'm in the office.
Who knows what they do! Look.

442
00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:23,146
Cursed! He comes all the way here
to betray me!

443
00:37:24,387 --> 00:37:28,699
- What happened? Hey!
- Damn you!

444
00:37:28,787 --> 00:37:31,256
- Did you understand?
- Yes, major.

445
00:37:34,827 --> 00:37:39,856
- Thank you. - I shouldn't have done it.
Discipline is discipline.

446
00:37:39,947 --> 00:37:43,497
But one minute, just one kiss.

447
00:37:43,587 --> 00:37:46,739
- Damn you!
- All women are like this.

448
00:37:48,387 --> 00:37:50,856
- Gaston. - What is it?
- The major wants you.

449
00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:54,861
Oh yes? I'm very happy to go there.

450
00:37:57,307 --> 00:38:00,902
Thanks, I won't forget
what you have done for me.

451
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:05,902
- It's a fitting tribute
to the artist. - Thank you.

452
00:38:05,987 --> 00:38:09,867
- Here I am. - Gaston!
- The lady has to talk to you.

453
00:38:09,947 --> 00:38:14,384
- I don't know her.
- What are you saying, have you gone crazy?

454
00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:16,902
- Do you have any other orders?
- No.

455
00:38:16,987 --> 00:38:20,867
Don't listen to him, he pretends,
he's still mad at me.

456
00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:26,147
Major, the sheikh's son
he's back

457
00:38:26,227 --> 00:38:30,186
- to fight in his father's place.
- But he had been arrested.

458
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:33,225
- He must have escaped. It's with
his tribe. - Curse!

459
00:38:33,307 --> 00:38:38,507
- I offer to capture him.
- It's a dangerous mission.

460
00:38:38,587 --> 00:38:41,864
- Precisely! - Please,
don't let him go.

461
00:38:41,947 --> 00:38:43,858
Okay, good luck.

462
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:48,339
- Thank you. - No! (<) I'm going!
- Gaston!

463
00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:53,661
Don't leave! Please,
I'll explain everything to you! Gaston!

464
00:38:58,187 --> 00:39:01,578
Gaston, come back!

465
00:39:03,267 --> 00:39:05,656
You shouldn't have let him go.

466
00:39:05,747 --> 00:39:09,103
I can't stop a soldier
to do his duty.

467
00:39:19,707 --> 00:39:21,857
ARABIC MUSIC

468
00:40:39,267 --> 00:40:43,784
- These auxiliaries dance well.
- But they are your wives!

469
00:40:43,867 --> 00:40:47,178
- Really? - You married them long ago
child before going to Europe.

470
00:40:47,267 --> 00:40:51,579
- Gosh! - Since then
they are waiting for you. - What consistency!

471
00:41:33,947 --> 00:41:37,861
- Are they all wives? - Yes.
- How many are there? - 22.

472
00:41:37,947 --> 00:41:40,746
Then I need a bed
23 squares.

473
00:41:40,827 --> 00:41:43,341
- No, every night you choose one.
- Oh, yes?

474
00:41:43,427 --> 00:41:45,304
- Do you want the handkerchief?
- I don't have a cold.

475
00:41:45,387 --> 00:41:47,503
- You don't understand.
- How?

476
00:41:47,587 --> 00:41:50,579
- Don't know how to do it?
- Young man!

477
00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:54,058
- You throw away the handkerchief
and whoever collects it... - Washes it.

478
00:41:54,147 --> 00:41:57,856
- Spend the night with you.
- No! Really?

479
00:41:57,947 --> 00:42:01,656
Holy shit!
Now I'm making a mess!

480
00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:04,137
I make a mess.

481
00:42:04,227 --> 00:42:08,425
How many dolls!
How cute they are!

482
00:42:09,867 --> 00:42:13,019
What do you say, "I'll have a handkerchief"?

483
00:42:13,427 --> 00:42:16,783
But there are many.
Let's see a little.

484
00:42:18,387 --> 00:42:21,300
Oh God, it tickles me!

485
00:42:22,547 --> 00:42:27,144
"These or those
for me they are equal!"

486
00:42:27,227 --> 00:42:31,061
- Colonel. - What is it?
- I want about ten handkerchiefs.

487
00:42:31,147 --> 00:42:34,378
- There aren't any.
- Then you have to adapt.

488
00:42:34,467 --> 00:42:38,142
I close my eyes
and I count to three.

489
00:42:38,227 --> 00:42:40,025
- One, two and three!
- Enough!

490
00:42:44,587 --> 00:42:50,185
- Listen, brother. - Brother?
- You're his brother. - Ah, that's true.

491
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:53,339
- The time for the fight has come.
- That's why I'm here.

492
00:42:53,427 --> 00:42:55,384
LAUGHTER

493
00:42:56,467 --> 00:42:59,539
Go check on your tribe
ready for battle.

494
00:42:59,627 --> 00:43:03,302
- Right now?
- Let's go.

495
00:43:03,387 --> 00:43:04,946
Let's go.

496
00:43:06,187 --> 00:43:07,746
Dear.

497
00:43:08,307 --> 00:43:14,337
Girls, don't move,
I'll go check and be right back.

498
00:43:24,307 --> 00:43:27,060
EXULTANT SHOUTS

499
00:43:35,867 --> 00:43:39,940
Help! How scary!
I was distracted.

500
00:43:40,467 --> 00:43:44,620
- Why do they cheer me?
- You are the sheikh's son.

501
00:43:44,707 --> 00:43:48,541
No, they understood
that I am Neapolitan.

502
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:50,425
Neapolitan sheikh!

503
00:43:50,507 --> 00:43:55,297
Southerners abroad
they have always been successful.

504
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,577
- Let's move on to the magazine.
- Let's go.

505
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:08,945
- What is your name?
- Ali.

506
00:44:09,027 --> 00:44:10,700
- "Morté"?
- No, Ali Baba.

507
00:44:10,787 --> 00:44:14,906
- Baba. And how is mum?
- Well. Say hello to her.

508
00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:17,456
- Who gave you that scar?
- An infidel.

509
00:44:17,547 --> 00:44:21,780
The wives! First they put you
horns and then they give you scars!

510
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:24,507
- What did you do?
- I looked into the cause.

511
00:44:24,587 --> 00:44:31,425
I know, lawsuits "cost an arm and a leg".
Forget the lawyers!

512
00:44:31,507 --> 00:44:36,263
- You have to be energetic, tough.
Remember that they are Moors. - Yes.

513
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:42,737
- Do you clean your gun like this?
- What are you doing?

514
00:44:42,827 --> 00:44:46,741
- Leave me!
- Don't overdo it.

515
00:44:47,107 --> 00:44:51,658
"Laughing I punish the Moors."

516
00:44:52,187 --> 00:44:54,781
By golly! Let's hurry.

517
00:44:54,867 --> 00:44:56,904
- Yes, one word each.
- Yes.

518
00:44:56,987 --> 00:44:59,297
Nice raider. Nice warrior.

519
00:44:59,387 --> 00:45:02,778
Handsome Arab. Nice warrior.
Nice people.

520
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:05,222
Wide! Permit!

521
00:45:07,147 --> 00:45:10,856
Don't run away like that. Say hello.

522
00:45:10,947 --> 00:45:12,824
SPEAKS IN FAKE ARABIC

523
00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:15,504
Salam!

524
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,302
(TOGETHER) Salam!

525
00:45:19,267 --> 00:45:21,577
- To whom? - Ate.
- "Salam" is the greeting.

526
00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:25,740
Oh, that's right. SALAMELECC!

527
00:45:33,027 --> 00:45:36,543
- What time will you wake up tomorrow morning?
- No, wake up!

528
00:45:36,627 --> 00:45:38,425
- What day is it today?
- Thursday.

529
00:45:38,507 --> 00:45:46,062
- Then wake me up on Monday. - Nope
Monday. We'll wake you up at dawn.

530
00:45:46,147 --> 00:45:49,185
- Why? - Let's call now
Amhed Zibib's kamila.

531
00:45:49,267 --> 00:45:52,464
- The ZIBIBBI?
- There's a fight tomorrow morning.

532
00:45:52,547 --> 00:45:55,460
Ah yes, the fighting!

533
00:45:55,747 --> 00:46:01,106
I don't care, I fight
this night. Go away!

534
00:46:02,947 --> 00:46:05,382
Wifey!

535
00:46:06,107 --> 00:46:07,666
Wives!

536
00:46:09,227 --> 00:46:13,186
Here is your hubby.
Do you see the handkerchief?

537
00:46:13,267 --> 00:46:14,587
Wives!

538
00:46:14,667 --> 00:46:17,022
Fatma! Where are my wives?

539
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:19,383
- I sent them away.
- Why?

540
00:46:19,467 --> 00:46:23,984
You must not touch wives
of my brother.

541
00:46:24,067 --> 00:46:27,822
- You will never touch those women.
- How?

542
00:46:27,907 --> 00:46:30,865
You'll have to pass first
on my body.

543
00:46:30,947 --> 00:46:33,700
Then I'll get over it.

544
00:46:33,787 --> 00:46:36,461
- How dare you?
- I dare. I dare!

545
00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:42,418
- I am a princess by blood
real. - Well, I'm a monarchist.

546
00:46:42,947 --> 00:46:45,905
Impudent! You know I could
get whipped?

547
00:46:45,987 --> 00:46:50,265
Who would dare to whip Omar,
the sheikh's son?

548
00:46:50,347 --> 00:46:54,227
O-SEA!
how beautiful it is,

549
00:46:54,307 --> 00:46:57,140
'there's so much feeling!

550
00:46:57,467 --> 00:46:58,980
- I like.
- I knew it.

551
00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:02,458
You are as cunning as the jackal,
bold as the lion.

552
00:47:02,547 --> 00:47:07,906
I knew it. And as strong as...
Let's forget about it.

553
00:47:07,987 --> 00:47:10,740
- It doesn't seem like it.
- Yet it is so.

554
00:47:10,867 --> 00:47:14,781
Taste me. Taste me
and we will become friends.

555
00:47:15,067 --> 00:47:17,183
- You won.
- I knew it.

556
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:20,897
- Wait for me.
- Where? Yes, I understand.

557
00:47:28,107 --> 00:47:32,146
But what do I do with these Arabs!
God!

558
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:42,945
(ANTONIO) Fatma!

559
00:47:46,147 --> 00:47:48,104
Fatima!

560
00:47:48,747 --> 00:47:52,138
Fatma, why don't you answer?

561
00:48:02,067 --> 00:48:04,377
(ANTONIO) Are you ready?

562
00:48:12,387 --> 00:48:14,025
Did you undress?

563
00:48:14,107 --> 00:48:16,064
No? I understand.

564
00:48:16,307 --> 00:48:19,663
There's too much light, you're ashamed.

565
00:48:23,147 --> 00:48:25,104
That's it.

566
00:48:26,347 --> 00:48:27,621
Dear.

567
00:48:27,707 --> 00:48:30,825
Fatmella. Fatmella.

568
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:34,700
Make some room for me.

569
00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:39,145
Here, like this. Hug me.

570
00:48:40,267 --> 00:48:43,259
Help! He has a beard!

571
00:48:43,347 --> 00:48:45,304
It's a man!

572
00:48:46,347 --> 00:48:48,304
Help!

573
00:48:48,507 --> 00:48:49,497
Anthony!

574
00:48:52,147 --> 00:48:54,787
Dog! He wanted to kill
the sheikh's son!

575
00:48:54,867 --> 00:48:57,666
He tried, but couldn't.

576
00:48:57,747 --> 00:49:00,216
Coward, speak!

577
00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:03,299
- Speaks! - We'll torture him
to make him talk.

578
00:49:03,387 --> 00:49:07,858
Guys, don't rush.
I want to torture him.

579
00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:10,382
- Yes.
- What if he jumps on you?

580
00:49:10,467 --> 00:49:16,418
Hand!
Come on, leave me alone with him.

581
00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:19,227
Go! Your son orders you
of the sheikh.

582
00:49:19,307 --> 00:49:21,298
SPEAKS IN FAKE ARABIC

583
00:49:28,587 --> 00:49:32,217
Marquis, sorry, but I had to
pretend in front of them.

584
00:49:32,307 --> 00:49:35,982
- What are you doing here?
- His mother sent me.

585
00:49:36,067 --> 00:49:39,378
I had to take care of her,
attend to his person.

586
00:49:39,467 --> 00:49:44,541
But look! He has a long beard,
the wrinkled dress,

587
00:49:44,627 --> 00:49:48,541
the trousers without the crease,
dirty shoes!

588
00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:51,979
- I'm torturing him.
- Aahh!

589
00:49:58,827 --> 00:50:03,219
- Did he speak?
- Not yet, but he will talk.

590
00:50:03,307 --> 00:50:05,662
GASTONE SCREAMS

591
00:50:12,987 --> 00:50:17,538
Go away and don't come in
without my order. Understood?

592
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,264
Aahh!

593
00:50:20,707 --> 00:50:23,460
- Did I hurt her?
- I was better before.

594
00:50:23,547 --> 00:50:25,936
- I have to do it. Squeals.
- Aahh!

595
00:50:26,027 --> 00:50:30,498
- Speak, cowardly infidel!
- Aaah!

596
00:50:30,587 --> 00:50:33,784
We have to find a way
to go away. Squeals.

597
00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:37,098
- Speaks! - I have an idea.
- Coward! Unfaithful!

598
00:50:37,907 --> 00:50:41,537
- I understand. Speak, coward!
- We would need a lamp.

599
00:50:41,627 --> 00:50:45,621
- What? - A lamp. Aaahh!
- Unfaithful!

600
00:50:46,227 --> 00:50:49,663
- Speak, coward!
- Aahh!

601
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,465
- Unfaithful!
- Aah!

602
00:50:51,547 --> 00:50:55,336
- Found? Unfaithful!
- Aaah! - Dog!

603
00:50:55,467 --> 00:51:01,019
- Aaah!
- Speak, cowardly, unfaithful dog!

604
00:51:08,707 --> 00:51:12,701
How it tortures him!
What an iron sheik!

605
00:51:21,987 --> 00:51:25,981
- What is it? - The sheikh has captured
a legionnaire and is massacring him.

606
00:51:26,067 --> 00:51:28,263
Let's go and see.

607
00:51:33,547 --> 00:51:35,902
- Ah!
- Here's the mystery!

608
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,545
Princess!

609
00:51:40,147 --> 00:51:42,536
They ran away from there.

610
00:51:43,147 --> 00:51:47,903
- Cursed! - That traitor
he escaped with a legionnaire.

611
00:51:47,987 --> 00:51:50,820
- Let's chase them.
- It's useless, Colonel.

612
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:55,822
Let's let them go,
the desert does not forgive.

613
00:52:12,027 --> 00:52:16,658
- She's like her mother.
- Antonio, stop, I can't resist anymore.

614
00:52:16,747 --> 00:52:20,820
Come on, another 3 or 400 kilometres
and we arrived.

615
00:52:25,027 --> 00:52:26,540
- Antonio!
- What is it?

616
00:52:26,627 --> 00:52:31,337
- Look! - What is it?
- We are safe! An oasis!

617
00:52:32,307 --> 00:52:34,867
- An oasis!
- Yes!

618
00:52:37,307 --> 00:52:39,139
- The oasis!
- The oasis!

619
00:52:41,187 --> 00:52:45,181
It's gone! Let's not play jokes,
who stole the oasis?

620
00:52:45,267 --> 00:52:50,216
It was a mirage, it's my fault
of this tremendous African sun!

621
00:52:50,307 --> 00:52:56,861
- This tremendous African sun!
- I'm getting a sun nail.

622
00:52:56,947 --> 00:53:02,659
A nail in the head? How do we do it,
I didn't bring the tongs!

623
00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:05,387
Wait. Yes, like that.

624
00:53:06,987 --> 00:53:11,424
Major, you shouldn't have left him
leave. Poor Gaston.

625
00:53:11,507 --> 00:53:16,707
- I'm so scared. - Calm down,
the legionnaire Gastone is smart!

626
00:53:16,787 --> 00:53:19,347
He will complete his mission

627
00:53:19,427 --> 00:53:22,226
and he will bring his son here
of the sheikh alive or dead.

628
00:53:22,307 --> 00:53:27,620
- Then even Gastone can die!
- The sheik's son alive...

629
00:53:27,707 --> 00:53:30,540
Silence!
I can explain myself very well.

630
00:53:34,467 --> 00:53:38,426
Mister Marquis, look!
An ice cream maker!

631
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:42,978
- It's a mirage. - Also
If so, I'll try!

632
00:53:43,067 --> 00:53:45,707
ALLAH! MUHAMMAD! SALAAM!

633
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:50,186
- Do you want?
- An ice cream worth 50 lire.

634
00:54:05,827 --> 00:54:10,503
- I said it was a mirage.
- But he took the 50 lire!

635
00:54:10,587 --> 00:54:13,056
- My head is exploding!
- The nail?

636
00:54:13,147 --> 00:54:16,981
Antonio, look! It's the fort!

637
00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:20,901
- It's a mirage.
- It's the fort, don't contradict me.

638
00:54:20,987 --> 00:54:25,584
- It's a mirage of luck...
of fort! - It's the fort!

639
00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:28,466
This African sun!

640
00:54:30,227 --> 00:54:34,141
Look, the fort!

641
00:54:34,267 --> 00:54:36,224
It's not the fort!

642
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:44,461
- It's the fort! - Let's bet
50 lire from the ice cream seller who isn't?

643
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:45,977
Maybe you're right.

644
00:54:46,067 --> 00:54:49,025
I think I see an Arab
with a legionnaire.

645
00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:56,185
- It's Gaston. - The other one? - Maybe the
son of the sheikh. - He got it!

646
00:54:56,267 --> 00:54:59,783
- Where are they?
- In the center of the desert.

647
00:54:59,867 --> 00:55:03,497
- Mister Marquis, don't you remember?
- Yes, but who are you? - Anthony.

648
00:55:03,587 --> 00:55:06,420
- My butler?
- Yes. - That's not true!

649
00:55:06,507 --> 00:55:09,704
- How?
- You are the sheikh's son!

650
00:55:09,787 --> 00:55:14,497
- Marquis, what are you doing? - I'll kill you.
- Let's not mess with weapons.

651
00:55:14,587 --> 00:55:18,660
You must die, so I will take revenge
the legionaries you had killed.

652
00:55:18,747 --> 00:55:22,024
He's about to commit
a MAJOR CIDE! Help!

653
00:55:22,107 --> 00:55:26,180
We are in the desert!
DESERTANS! DESERTANS!

654
00:55:27,227 --> 00:55:32,745
It must be the solar nail.
He wanted to kill me with this.

655
00:55:32,827 --> 00:55:36,422
- He's killing him! - Coward!
- Shoot!

656
00:55:47,707 --> 00:55:50,779
They are armed! Dirty Arab!

657
00:55:51,827 --> 00:55:54,626
Are you crazy?
Why are you shooting at us?

658
00:55:54,707 --> 00:55:57,699
- You wanted to kill him!
- It's over for you!

659
00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:01,382
- I'm not an Arab.
- He's the sheikh's son!

660
00:56:01,467 --> 00:56:05,426
- I am... - It's true!
- But which sheik?

661
00:56:05,507 --> 00:56:08,420
It's the African sun, it's a shock
of "insolence" in the head.

662
00:56:08,507 --> 00:56:12,387
Let's bring it in!
The major will take care of it.

663
00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:18,782
It's the solar nail! Guys,
are we serious or are we joking?

664
00:56:24,667 --> 00:56:28,217
I'm not
the sheikh's son!

665
00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:36,264
Put him in prison!

666
00:56:38,587 --> 00:56:42,421
Leave me,
I'm not the sheikh's son!

667
00:56:45,587 --> 00:56:48,386
Come on, leave him.

668
00:56:48,507 --> 00:56:52,705
- You're safe now.
- Where are they?

669
00:56:52,787 --> 00:56:56,860
- In the Legion. - The son
of the sheikh is in prison.

670
00:56:56,947 --> 00:57:01,862
- Which son of the sheikh?
- He's under the impression of the blow.

671
00:57:01,947 --> 00:57:05,542
The major is enthusiastic
of what you did.

672
00:57:05,627 --> 00:57:09,257
I want to see the prisoner,
I have to see it!

673
00:57:09,347 --> 00:57:13,784
Ah, petty!
Ah, little wretch!

674
00:57:14,147 --> 00:57:18,345
Dude who am nothing else,
everything had to happen to me!

675
00:57:18,427 --> 00:57:21,977
- Me petty, that's the fault
marquisaccia. - Anthony.

676
00:57:22,067 --> 00:57:25,298
- Help!
- What's wrong? - Help!

677
00:57:25,387 --> 00:57:30,336
- I'm afraid of her. - Why?
- He wants to kill me. - No.

678
00:57:30,427 --> 00:57:35,137
- He says I'm the son of
sheikh. - I was dizzy from the sun.

679
00:57:35,227 --> 00:57:39,824
I want to fix it,
It's an unfortunate misunderstanding.

680
00:57:39,907 --> 00:57:43,696
I will nominate you for a prize
for your courage.

681
00:57:43,787 --> 00:57:46,700
- Yes.
- She thinks well in the shade.

682
00:57:46,787 --> 00:57:51,065
The major is waiting for me, I will talk to him
of you. Sorry again.

683
00:57:51,147 --> 00:57:53,104
You're welcome, Marquis.

684
00:57:54,507 --> 00:57:56,578
Where? I want to watch.

685
00:57:56,667 --> 00:58:00,217
Ah, wretched me! Dude!

686
00:58:03,427 --> 00:58:09,139
- Major. - What is it?
- That man who is in prison...

687
00:58:10,067 --> 00:58:12,786
- (MAJOR) Well?
- Ah!

688
00:58:12,867 --> 00:58:16,701
- He's the sheikh's son!
- Major, mind!

689
00:58:16,787 --> 00:58:20,542
He's a killer! A rebel!
A ferocious dog!

690
00:58:20,627 --> 00:58:22,618
Take it to the shade!

691
00:58:22,707 --> 00:58:27,099
Silence!
I will propose you for a promotion.

692
00:58:27,707 --> 00:58:31,018
No... sir major...

693
00:58:34,307 --> 00:58:38,858
Kill him!
It's an angry beast!

694
00:58:38,947 --> 00:58:43,783
Be calm,
the sheikh's son will be killed.

695
00:58:45,427 --> 00:58:47,259
Soon!

696
00:58:47,347 --> 00:58:50,419
Take it.
To the infirmary, quickly.

697
00:58:52,587 --> 00:58:56,899
Poor boy, sunstroke,
warn the lady.

698
00:58:56,987 --> 00:59:00,025
- And the sheikh's son?
- Let him be killed.

699
00:59:00,107 --> 00:59:04,419
- You will die, you ugly marauder.
- But what "praeton"?

700
00:59:04,907 --> 00:59:09,299
I am secular, LAICONE! My name is
Antonio Sapone, native of Caserta.

701
00:59:09,387 --> 00:59:14,097
- (TOGETHER) Caserta?
- Yes, moral capital of Italy.

702
00:59:14,747 --> 00:59:18,103
- Let's do justice ourselves.
- How?

703
00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:21,976
Guys, let's not joke.
What do you want to do?

704
00:59:22,067 --> 00:59:27,699
- Let's take off his skin. - What
do you do it? It's a piece of leather!

705
00:59:27,787 --> 00:59:31,143
It's an imitation. Help!

706
00:59:31,227 --> 00:59:33,901
Stop everyone!

707
00:59:35,427 --> 00:59:39,102
- You don't want to kill him like this!
- This is a man who thinks.

708
00:59:39,187 --> 00:59:43,545
You can't behave
barbarically, we are civilized people.

709
00:59:43,627 --> 00:59:47,257
- Take example from him.
- We must act civilly.

710
00:59:47,347 --> 00:59:51,705
- These are men!
- We will shoot him with all the rules.

711
00:59:52,267 --> 00:59:56,386
A nice shooting with everyone
the rules, beautiful, clean...

712
00:59:57,147 --> 00:59:59,343
Help! They shoot me!

713
00:59:59,427 --> 01:00:05,378
- He's waking up.
- Gastone, dear, how do you feel?

714
01:00:05,467 --> 01:00:08,744
Lulu, love... Antonio...

715
01:00:09,427 --> 01:00:11,577
- Who is Antonio? - Where is Antonio?
- Which Antonio?

716
01:00:11,667 --> 01:00:15,103
- Sunstroke!
- Stay calm, please.

717
01:00:15,187 --> 01:00:18,543
The sheikh's son...
Antonio is in danger.

718
01:00:18,627 --> 01:00:21,221
Try to rest, dear.

719
01:00:21,307 --> 01:00:24,345
Me petty! Me petty!

720
01:00:24,827 --> 01:00:26,340
TRUMPET SOUND

721
01:00:26,427 --> 01:00:27,861
Dude!

722
01:00:27,947 --> 01:00:30,541
- Present your arm!
- Leave them alone, rest!

723
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,061
Silence! Bet...

724
01:00:32,147 --> 01:00:36,186
Antonio is in danger, they believe so
the sheikh's son!

725
01:00:36,267 --> 01:00:41,023
- They're shooting him.
- What? I have to save him!

726
01:00:41,107 --> 01:00:44,384
Mean and mean!

727
01:00:44,467 --> 01:00:49,985
Stop! There's an error,
he is not the sheikh's son!

728
01:00:50,067 --> 01:00:52,980
- It's Antonio.
- He saved my life.

729
01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:55,820
He's worthy of being a part of
of our glorious battalion.

730
01:00:55,907 --> 01:01:00,856
- I told you I wasn't
the sheikh's son. - All right.

731
01:01:00,947 --> 01:01:02,426
Congratulations,

732
01:01:02,507 --> 01:01:07,661
I always thought you couldn't
to be the sheikh's son.

733
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:10,466
Come here. Ring.

734
01:01:41,107 --> 01:01:43,178
Hey, are you done?

735
01:01:45,587 --> 01:01:49,262
(ANTONIO) Do you work overtime?
Military!

736
01:01:49,627 --> 01:01:51,584
Sorry, I'll come right away.

737
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,624
Let's go.

738
01:01:54,267 --> 01:01:58,386
- Gluttonous. - In the desert
you aren't just thirsty for water.

739
01:02:01,707 --> 01:02:03,618
(ANTONIO) Shall we start again?

740
01:02:03,707 --> 01:02:07,063
- You promise me you won't be anymore
jealous? - I will be a model husband.

741
01:02:07,147 --> 01:02:13,496
- Husband? - As soon as mine finishes
enlistment, we will get married. - Dear.

742
01:02:15,067 --> 01:02:18,025
- At that time?
- Here you are. - HI.

743
01:02:22,147 --> 01:02:25,185
I've been standing sentry for 3 hours
alone.

744
01:02:25,267 --> 01:02:28,817
If they found me, they would condemn me
once again at the shooting.

745
01:02:28,947 --> 01:02:32,906
- If I think they were
to kill you... what a laugh! - Already.

746
01:02:34,427 --> 01:02:37,897
They wanted me...fu...fu...shot.

747
01:02:42,107 --> 01:02:46,385
They are laughing.
"He who laughs last laughs best!"

748
01:02:53,187 --> 01:02:57,420
You said:
"I'm a wretch, I'm a wretch!"

749
01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:03,059
- Petty, little wretch! - They had you
taken for the sheikh's son.

750
01:03:05,187 --> 01:03:07,747
The sheikh's son, me!

751
01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:12,217
I have a face
of the sheikh's son?

752
01:03:13,827 --> 01:03:15,784
How stupid!

753
01:03:16,307 --> 01:03:20,744
- Hate! - What faces
like scoundrels! - Like idiots!

754
01:03:21,067 --> 01:03:23,980
The rebels! No rebels!

755
01:03:25,907 --> 01:03:27,864
"You are ugly"!

756
01:03:29,227 --> 01:03:31,503
- Excuse me.
- Not at all.

757
01:03:32,907 --> 01:03:36,343
The sheikh's son...
then to me the sheikhs...

758
01:03:39,307 --> 01:03:43,062
the sheikhs...
they always disgusted me!

759
01:03:52,187 --> 01:03:54,064
- Hate.
- What a face.

760
01:03:54,507 --> 01:03:57,818
- There was a... a stinker.
- Oh, yes?

761
01:03:58,387 --> 01:04:02,745
Speaking of stinkers...
he was from Bitonto!

762
01:04:10,507 --> 01:04:15,297
Mister Marquis! Mister Antonio!
Alarms!

763
01:04:15,387 --> 01:04:17,344
Alarms!

764
01:04:24,547 --> 01:04:28,256


765
01:04:28,347 --> 01:04:32,181
you're no longer you.

766
01:04:32,267 --> 01:04:38,786
Alas, you have disappeared
since the time of Fru-fru.

767
01:04:38,867 --> 01:04:43,179
Only you shone then

768
01:04:43,267 --> 01:04:48,387
full of charm and splendor.

769
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:52,506
But progress then changed you
and fashion transformed.

770
01:04:52,587 --> 01:05:00,267
Now you dance in cabarets,
completely naked from head to foot.

771
01:05:01,187 --> 01:05:04,782
How, how you have changed,
my romantic Lulu.

772
01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:08,781
Go around all low-cut
where has your virtue gone?

773
01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:12,019
Dance, just dance the rasp
which comes to us from Paranà.

774
01:05:12,107 --> 01:05:15,862
Between the file, the rasp and the toad
humanity has gone mad.

775
01:05:15,947 --> 01:05:21,306
Lulu dance. Lulu sings.
That time that was no longer returns.

776
01:05:22,507 --> 01:05:30,301
But it's still you, Lulu.

777
01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:36,466
Good. A toast to Lulu
and his legionary Gaston.

778
01:05:36,547 --> 01:05:38,504
Hurray!

779
01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:43,702
- What do you want? - The rebels
they kidnapped Antonio and Gastone.

780
01:05:43,787 --> 01:05:47,143
- (LULU') Gaston?
- Sound the alarm! - It's late.

781
01:05:47,227 --> 01:05:51,937
Major, we must save him!
Those barbarians will kill him!

782
01:05:52,027 --> 01:05:56,817
I'm sorry, I can't do anything.
We have already had too many losses.

783
01:05:56,907 --> 01:06:00,104
I'll go alone,
can you at least give me an escort man?

784
01:06:00,187 --> 01:06:03,817
Not even one...
but if half of it is enough, he's there.

785
01:06:04,867 --> 01:06:09,987
Half? Better half a man today
that a hen tomorrow.

786
01:06:12,987 --> 01:06:15,103
What a magnificent woman!

787
01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:19,465
But... mom!

788
01:06:19,707 --> 01:06:22,142
Courage, let's die strong.

789
01:06:22,307 --> 01:06:26,266
Mr. Marquis,
I'd rather live as a weakling.

790
01:06:26,347 --> 01:06:27,906
Mom!

791
01:06:27,987 --> 01:06:33,744
This hole is too tight for me
neck, I wear the 16.

792
01:06:33,827 --> 01:06:36,467
Shut up, unfaithful dogs!

793
01:06:36,547 --> 01:06:39,665
You will suffer the punishment
destined for traitors.

794
01:06:39,747 --> 01:06:46,699
The rebels will use yours
heads as targets. Allah wants it.

795
01:06:46,787 --> 01:06:51,736
- We could talk to the gentleman
Allah? - You'll talk to us soon.

796
01:06:51,827 --> 01:06:56,503
Well, among gentlemen it can be had
always explanations.

797
01:06:56,587 --> 01:07:00,740
Marquis, she speaks
with this gentleman?

798
01:07:00,827 --> 01:07:04,616
Do you speak French, Marquis?

799
01:07:04,707 --> 01:07:07,221
Even the butterfly was needed!

800
01:07:07,307 --> 01:07:11,096
- Butterflies land on flowers!
- Damn!

801
01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:16,063
If I catch it, I eat it.

802
01:07:17,627 --> 01:07:20,187
You take advantage of it, coward!

803
01:07:28,027 --> 01:07:29,984
Get started!

804
01:07:49,867 --> 01:07:54,464
- Marquis, I hear a sound.
- The march of the legionaries!

805
01:07:55,147 --> 01:07:58,822
Here are ours!
Ours are coming!

806
01:08:00,107 --> 01:08:02,701
- Comrades!
- To us!

807
01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:05,347
Marquis, you can't say!

808
01:08:05,867 --> 01:08:10,498
Legionaries! Colleagues!
Colleagues, what are you doing?

809
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,498
Are you deaf?

810
01:08:12,587 --> 01:08:15,340
Are you blind, dumb of hearing?

811
01:08:15,427 --> 01:08:18,226
Where are you going? Save us!

812
01:08:18,467 --> 01:08:23,337
- I'm sorry,
we can't do anything. - Why?

813
01:08:23,427 --> 01:08:27,022
Because we are a mirage.

814
01:08:30,187 --> 01:08:33,418
Damn this African sun!

815
01:08:42,787 --> 01:08:44,664
It's over.

816
01:08:44,747 --> 01:08:47,466
Close your eyes,
we will die without realizing it.

817
01:08:47,547 --> 01:08:50,460
- Goodbye, Antonio.
- Goodbye, Marquis.

818
01:08:58,347 --> 01:09:01,658
- Curse! - They are not here!
- Where are they?

819
01:09:01,747 --> 01:09:03,704
So it was true!

820
01:09:05,427 --> 01:09:08,385
Oh! Who! Oh! Mom!

821
01:09:10,027 --> 01:09:13,304
- Mister Marquis, are you here too?
- Yes, Antonio.

822
01:09:13,907 --> 01:09:16,296
- Where are we?
- Under the ground.

823
01:09:16,387 --> 01:09:19,982
- Then we're dead. - No, wait,
I light a match.

824
01:09:22,387 --> 01:09:25,027
- This is a tomb.
- Then we are dead.

825
01:09:25,107 --> 01:09:28,782
- No, an ancient tomb.
- So we've been dead for a long time!

826
01:09:28,867 --> 01:09:32,064
In fact I smelled a stench!

827
01:09:32,147 --> 01:09:35,060
- Look, a door!
- A door?

828
01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:42,587
(ANTONIO) How wonderful!

829
01:09:42,667 --> 01:09:44,021
This is a necropolis!

830
01:09:44,107 --> 01:09:48,897
A necropolis? Let's hope
to meet a NECROPOLITAN.

831
01:09:48,987 --> 01:09:52,423
- (MARQUIS) Look, the cat!
- The cat?

832
01:09:55,947 --> 01:09:58,382
Atlas! Maybe you don't know,

833
01:09:58,467 --> 01:10:03,177
but the cat is the symbol
of the ancient Atlantic people.

834
01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:06,737
Marquis, I know!
How can you not know?

835
01:10:06,827 --> 01:10:10,104
Everyone knows it,
the "Atlantic cat".

836
01:10:10,187 --> 01:10:13,225
- No!
- Yes, that's right. Believe me.

837
01:10:13,307 --> 01:10:16,823
- What a beautiful cat. - There is also
the offering bowl.

838
01:10:16,907 --> 01:10:20,821
- Tripe?
- No, enemy eyes.

839
01:10:20,907 --> 01:10:23,262
Alright, Thursday "eyes",
tripe on Saturday.

840
01:10:23,347 --> 01:10:25,258
We are among the ruins of Atlantis,

841
01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:29,659
the ancient continent that united
Africa with America.

842
01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:31,704
Look!

843
01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:35,463
- Who are they?
- The cat's owners.

844
01:10:35,547 --> 01:10:39,700
- No, they are golden statues.
- But this one is golden.

845
01:10:39,787 --> 01:10:43,143
- Why?
- He has a fake face!

846
01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:46,825
Antonio, let's hide.

847
01:10:48,987 --> 01:10:50,660
- Marquis.
- Who is?

848
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:53,182
- It's me. Marquis?
- Huh?

849
01:10:53,267 --> 01:10:57,579
(SOUTHLY, Shut up, hide.

850
01:11:10,907 --> 01:11:13,296
The ghosts. Mom!

851
01:11:22,387 --> 01:11:25,823
- Who will it be?
- The cat's daughter.

852
01:12:01,947 --> 01:12:06,464
- Who was he? - Meh! - He had
the golden mask. - Golden Mask.

853
01:12:08,227 --> 01:12:09,547
Help!

854
01:12:09,627 --> 01:12:11,584
Have you seen her?

855
01:12:11,787 --> 01:12:13,539
Who is he? Who is he?

856
01:12:13,627 --> 01:12:18,576
- I'm a dead man. - And her
he says there are living people here!

857
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:22,023
I died for the world,
I live only for her.

858
01:12:22,107 --> 01:12:24,064
- For whom?
- For whom?

859
01:12:25,787 --> 01:12:29,178
For Antinea,
the queen of Atlantis.

860
01:12:30,507 --> 01:12:35,980
She's beautiful. You haven't seen it
because he has a mask.

861
01:12:36,067 --> 01:12:39,185
- Do you know why he has the mask?
- It will be carnival.

862
01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:42,658
No, because her beauty is fatal.

863
01:12:42,747 --> 01:12:46,866
Anyone who looks at her falls in love with her
and goes crazy.

864
01:12:48,707 --> 01:12:51,745
Crazy, like me.

865
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:55,303
- Can you tell I'm crazy?
- No! For goodness sake!

866
01:12:55,387 --> 01:12:59,665
- And yet I am. You can't live
without looking at it. - Already.

867
01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:03,980
- You can't look at it
without touching it. - Already.

868
01:13:04,267 --> 01:13:07,578
- You can't touch it without...
- Without "thing" it.

869
01:13:07,667 --> 01:13:09,624
Without dying.

870
01:13:24,227 --> 01:13:26,184
LAUGHTER

871
01:13:31,427 --> 01:13:33,384
GONG STRIKES

872
01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:39,021
Marquis, let's go. Better
the living Arabs and the dead madmen.

873
01:13:39,107 --> 01:13:41,826
I have a bad feeling,
let's go away.

874
01:13:41,907 --> 01:13:46,424
Stay close to me,
unity is strength! Yes, like that!

875
01:13:46,507 --> 01:13:48,464
Ah!

876
01:14:07,187 --> 01:14:09,144
Here are the foreigners, queen!

877
01:14:09,467 --> 01:14:12,778
- (ANTINEA) Leave me alone.
- Well, I'm leaving too.

878
01:14:12,867 --> 01:14:15,620
No, you have to stay.

879
01:14:17,227 --> 01:14:23,337
- Do you know who I am? - Yes,
Antinea, queen of Atlantis.

880
01:14:23,427 --> 01:14:27,386
Did they tell you about me?
What did they tell you?

881
01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:31,176
- You are beautiful,
but I don't believe it. - Why?

882
01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:36,421
- A beautiful woman doesn't cover her face
with a mask. - She's dirty.

883
01:14:36,507 --> 01:14:39,386
- Do you want to see my face?
- Yes.

884
01:14:39,467 --> 01:14:41,424
You will regret it.

885
01:14:45,707 --> 01:14:50,463
Ah! In face
some baking soda!

886
01:14:50,547 --> 01:14:54,780
- What do you think? - You are the most beautiful
woman I saw.

887
01:14:55,347 --> 01:14:59,978
- Do I look beautiful to you?
- Holy shit!

888
01:15:00,107 --> 01:15:04,146
- So you like me? - Very much,
he's stronger than me, I like you!

889
01:15:04,707 --> 01:15:07,426
Too bad, I don't like you.

890
01:15:08,027 --> 01:15:10,541
- I like him.
- it?

891
01:15:10,867 --> 01:15:12,346
- Yes, you.
- Him?

892
01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:17,457
- Yes, and you will be mine.
- I will never allow this!

893
01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:19,823
Marquis, if she's "in", eh!

894
01:15:19,907 --> 01:15:23,741
- Watch what you do! - it
I don't do anything, she does it.

895
01:15:23,827 --> 01:15:26,103
- I love you, stranger.
- He loves me.

896
01:15:26,187 --> 01:15:30,226
You are the man who will share with me
the treasures of Atlantis.

897
01:15:30,307 --> 01:15:34,301
The man who will rise beside me
on the throne of my fathers.

898
01:15:34,387 --> 01:15:35,900
- You want?
- Certain.

899
01:15:35,987 --> 01:15:39,343
I will ascend the throne of your fathers,
of your mothers,

900
01:15:39,427 --> 01:15:44,297
brothers, cousins, brothers-in-law,
the kindred, up to the seventh degree!

901
01:15:44,387 --> 01:15:48,267
- Ah!
- Marquis, why are you angry?

902
01:15:48,347 --> 01:15:53,979
- You are in love with Lulu.
- Who is Lulu? I only know her.

903
01:15:54,067 --> 01:15:58,777
Even unpunished! With respect
speaking, I "pap" her.

904
01:15:58,867 --> 01:16:03,020
- Leave her, Antonio, or I'll kill you!
- Oh, yes?

905
01:16:03,107 --> 01:16:07,578
- Beauty, are you the queen here?
- Yes and you will be the king.

906
01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:11,581
A king who commands
or a king who does not command?

907
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:15,706
- The absolute master.
- The absolute master?

908
01:16:16,507 --> 01:16:17,827
Oh yes?

909
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:23,220
Mister Marquis, with respect
speaking, now I'll take care of it. Excuse me.

910
01:16:24,627 --> 01:16:26,584
Men-at-arms!

911
01:16:29,107 --> 01:16:32,179
Take the Marquis to prison!
Excuse me.

912
01:16:32,267 --> 01:16:34,224
Obey.

913
01:16:34,707 --> 01:16:36,983
What do you do? Leave me!

914
01:16:37,147 --> 01:16:42,699
I'll make you pay!
I'll give you the 8 days!

915
01:16:44,747 --> 01:16:48,342
Yes sir,
Meanwhile, now I'm doing 8 nights.

916
01:16:49,227 --> 01:16:52,777
- Finally alone!
- Finally alone.

917
01:16:53,387 --> 01:16:56,539
- You are very beautiful.
- And you see me now.

918
01:16:56,987 --> 01:17:01,140
You should have seen me at 3 years old.
I had long hair like this.

919
01:17:01,227 --> 01:17:03,867
Everyone mistook me
for a girl.

920
01:17:03,947 --> 01:17:05,938
I have kissed more than 1,000 men.

921
01:17:06,027 --> 01:17:11,056
A woman's past doesn't suit me
Interesting, I'm a man of the world.

922
01:17:11,147 --> 01:17:14,617
- But I have never met
a man like you. - Certain.

923
01:17:14,707 --> 01:17:17,779
- I am afraid.
- Why are you afraid?

924
01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:21,258
A "piece" of a queen like you,
but stop it!

925
01:17:21,347 --> 01:17:25,022
- I'm afraid of falling in love.
- Darling, kiss me.

926
01:17:25,947 --> 01:17:29,702
Move away, you are impure.
You have to purify yourself.

927
01:17:30,387 --> 01:17:32,344
Handmaids.

928
01:17:36,667 --> 01:17:40,342
Take him over there
and style it for the holidays.

929
01:17:40,427 --> 01:17:43,624
- Let's not play jokes.
- Relax.

930
01:17:43,707 --> 01:17:47,826
Perfume him and dress him
for the love ritual.

931
01:17:48,907 --> 01:17:50,864
If that's why...

932
01:17:51,387 --> 01:17:55,267
Hello. Girls, I'm ready.

933
01:18:15,587 --> 01:18:19,342
- It's empty underneath.
- There is a passage. - Go outside.

934
01:18:19,427 --> 01:18:24,183
- What will happen, master?
- I know it's there! Go!

935
01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:29,459
Return to camp
and don't say anything. Go!

936
01:18:33,907 --> 01:18:35,864
SHOOT

937
01:18:51,307 --> 01:18:54,060
Here you are ready for the sacrifice.

938
01:19:05,947 --> 01:19:09,019
Girls, wow! What happens?

939
01:19:09,187 --> 01:19:12,384
- Poor thing!
- Poor thing!

940
01:19:17,867 --> 01:19:18,937
Poor guy!

941
01:19:19,027 --> 01:19:22,543
Poor damn thing!
Just now comes the best.

942
01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:26,097
- Who knows why!
- I'll tell you. - How scary!

943
01:19:26,187 --> 01:19:28,144
How's the madness going?

944
01:19:28,827 --> 01:19:32,457
- Go away.
- Right now? No. - Go away.

945
01:19:33,827 --> 01:19:35,784
Why?

946
01:19:36,227 --> 01:19:37,979
- In that room...
- Well?

947
01:19:38,067 --> 01:19:40,377
There are two doors and a staircase.

948
01:19:40,467 --> 01:19:44,904
The first door leads to the treasure,
the stairway to freedom,

949
01:19:44,987 --> 01:19:49,777
and the second leads to death.
And you'll walk out that door!

950
01:19:50,467 --> 01:19:54,176
Besides being crazy,
you're also a jinx!

951
01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:56,941
The statues over there are not statues.

952
01:19:57,027 --> 01:19:59,303
- I touched them.
- They're dead.

953
01:19:59,387 --> 01:20:03,904
- Golden dead - Also fried?
- You will end up the same way.

954
01:20:03,987 --> 01:20:05,944
Golden and fried?

955
01:20:11,947 --> 01:20:15,861
- A kiss from Antinea kills!
- What ways!

956
01:20:15,947 --> 01:20:18,507
What a bad flaw,
I can't see anymore!

957
01:20:19,387 --> 01:20:22,857
- What were you saying?
- Whoever kisses the queen dies.

958
01:20:22,947 --> 01:20:27,817
- Did he eat onions? - No,
Antinea has poisoned lips.

959
01:20:27,907 --> 01:20:31,787
Those lips!
How I would like to kiss those lips!

960
01:20:33,107 --> 01:20:36,737
- But if they are poisoned...
- It doesn't matter, I want to die.

961
01:20:36,827 --> 01:20:40,536
- Then... - I can't live
without his love.

962
01:20:42,427 --> 01:20:44,703
- I want to die.
- Is it time?

963
01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:47,504
I want to die.

964
01:20:57,747 --> 01:20:59,818
Besides being crazy, he's stupid.

965
01:20:59,907 --> 01:21:01,944
Are you ready, my lord?

966
01:21:08,467 --> 01:21:11,664
- You are magnificent. You come.
- I cannot.

967
01:21:11,987 --> 01:21:16,106
- Why? - I have a meeting
with the board of directors.

968
01:21:16,667 --> 01:21:18,624
You come.

969
01:21:21,107 --> 01:21:23,621
- Sit down.
- Thank you.

970
01:21:23,827 --> 01:21:26,819
- I want to see how you kiss.
- I don't know how to kiss.

971
01:21:26,907 --> 01:21:30,696
- Mom didn't tell me anything.
- I'll teach you.

972
01:21:30,787 --> 01:21:32,698
I'm ashamed.

973
01:21:32,787 --> 01:21:37,224
- Whose? There is no one.
- Precisely for this reason.

974
01:21:37,547 --> 01:21:42,098
- What are you waiting for to kiss me?
- If you really want...

975
01:21:42,867 --> 01:21:43,902
Higher up.

976
01:21:47,827 --> 01:21:49,784
Higher still.

977
01:21:52,227 --> 01:21:54,787
But where do you kiss? Here.

978
01:21:55,707 --> 01:21:59,940
- You're stupid. - Why?
- There are kisses.

979
01:22:00,027 --> 01:22:04,339
With a kiss they are transmitted
billions of hundreds of bacilli.

980
01:22:04,427 --> 01:22:09,740
- Enough, I want you. - Help!
You take advantage of my innocence!

981
01:22:11,467 --> 01:22:16,143
I mean, why do you do this?
Don't you like me?

982
01:22:16,227 --> 01:22:21,939
Do I disgust you? You will pay dearly
this affront. You will die!

983
01:22:22,027 --> 01:22:26,146
- Guards! - Why are you calling
the guards? Don't get angry.

984
01:22:26,227 --> 01:22:31,461
I like you very much, but I
I'm not used to these things.

985
01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:34,778
- Let's get married first.
- Okay, we'll get married tonight.

986
01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:38,826
Let's postpone everything until this evening.
Stop, don't go away.

987
01:22:38,907 --> 01:22:42,787
You have to understand me, in my country
these things are not done.

988
01:22:42,867 --> 01:22:46,144
The town is small,
people murmur.

989
01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:52,706
If you really want it...

990
01:22:52,947 --> 01:22:55,336
But don't look at me
with those dirty eyes!

991
01:22:55,467 --> 01:23:00,906
Close your eyes. I'll count it to
three. On the count of three I'll give you a big kiss!

992
01:23:00,987 --> 01:23:04,105
Close them tight! Strong!

993
01:23:05,107 --> 01:23:06,666
One...

994
01:23:08,147 --> 01:23:09,421
two...

995
01:23:09,507 --> 01:23:12,386
two and a half... a quarter to three...

996
01:23:13,547 --> 01:23:15,504
three.

997
01:23:21,267 --> 01:23:24,578
It turned golden!
But not me!

998
01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:25,862
Traitor!

999
01:23:53,267 --> 01:23:56,259
- Here is a treasure!
- What are you doing?

1000
01:23:56,347 --> 01:23:59,977
- I'm passing through. - Cursed,
you discovered my secret.

1001
01:24:00,067 --> 01:24:04,584
I've been looking for it for years!
You took away my treasure!

1002
01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:08,058
- Rest assured! I'm not saying it
to anyone! - Of course, you will die.

1003
01:24:08,147 --> 01:24:11,105
There's some dust in here.

1004
01:24:11,187 --> 01:24:15,704
Rather than divide the treasure
with others, I blow everything up.

1005
01:24:15,787 --> 01:24:19,576
You are crazy! Mr Pietro MICCO,
don't do it MICCA!

1006
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,944
Don't worry, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving!

1007
01:24:36,267 --> 01:24:40,306
- Damn, you kissed her, huh?
- I'm not stupid, Mr. Marquis.

1008
01:24:40,387 --> 01:24:44,301
- Whoever kisses her "there is danger
of death". - What? - "External use."

1009
01:24:44,387 --> 01:24:46,424
"Whoever touches the wires dies!"

1010
01:24:47,067 --> 01:24:50,981
- What does that mean? - He has lips
poisoned! - Let's escape!

1011
01:24:51,067 --> 01:24:54,617
- Careful! Let's hide over there.
- After her.

1012
01:25:05,187 --> 01:25:07,144
That way!

1013
01:25:10,707 --> 01:25:12,664
THE VOICES ARE CROSSING

1014
01:25:27,667 --> 01:25:32,104
- Marquis, to us,
who makes us do it? - You are right.

1015
01:25:38,547 --> 01:25:42,700
- Stop!
- Yes, tomorrow! Come on, Marquis.

1016
01:25:42,787 --> 01:25:44,744
Stop!

1017
01:25:45,947 --> 01:25:48,826
- Come away!
- (MARQUIS) Antinea!

1018
01:25:49,107 --> 01:25:51,303
- Marquis, come.
- Antinea!

1019
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:54,138
- Antinea!
- Marquis!

1020
01:25:56,067 --> 01:25:59,742
- Antonio!
- Marquis!

1021
01:26:18,187 --> 01:26:21,782
- Mister Antonio!
- He's the traitor!

1022
01:26:21,867 --> 01:26:25,337
- Unfaithful dog!
- Help, shoot!

1023
01:26:26,027 --> 01:26:27,984
SHOOT

1024
01:26:28,307 --> 01:26:31,698
- Princess, I can come down
first? - Yes.

1025
01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:34,347
Forward, my brave men!

1026
01:27:05,987 --> 01:27:07,216
Tie him up!

1027
01:27:09,227 --> 01:27:12,265
- Traitor! - What a traitor!
The Marquis is downstairs.

1028
01:27:12,347 --> 01:27:14,941
- Gaston? Where?
- Below. - Let's go.

1029
01:27:15,027 --> 01:27:18,986
- No! There are the "escalators" there.
TRUMPET BLASTS

1030
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:23,698
Here are ours! The Legion!
I'll come right away.

1031
01:27:36,787 --> 01:27:38,744
Hey!

1032
01:27:40,667 --> 01:27:44,865
- Excuse me, are you a mirage?
- What are you saying, idiot!

1033
01:27:44,947 --> 01:27:47,780
- Fortunately! - Where have you been?
- Yes, sir.

1034
01:27:47,867 --> 01:27:50,381
- Because you're dressed
out of order? - Sir.

1035
01:27:50,467 --> 01:27:55,257
- Where is Gaston? - Under the ground with
the Arabs. - Dead? - No, live.

1036
01:27:55,347 --> 01:27:58,624
- I'm in Antinea's swimming pool.
- Antinea!

1037
01:27:58,707 --> 01:28:01,062
- The one with the poisoned lips?
- Yes, sir.

1038
01:28:01,147 --> 01:28:03,741
- Which transforms people
in golden statues. - Yes, sir.

1039
01:28:03,827 --> 01:28:08,697
- It's the usual sunstroke.
- Hand! Don't you want to follow me?

1040
01:28:08,787 --> 01:28:11,586
- We're not crazy.
- We need to save them. - No!

1041
01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:15,217
- Don't you follow me? - No.
- We need an idea.

1042
01:28:15,827 --> 01:28:21,664
- Here it is! Mr. Major
of my boots! - What?

1043
01:28:22,507 --> 01:28:25,499
- She is here to forget
a woman, right? - Yes, why?

1044
01:28:25,587 --> 01:28:30,707
That woman did well
to betray her. With that face!

1045
01:28:30,787 --> 01:28:34,860
- This is too much! - Take me!
Marameo! - Take it!

1046
01:28:50,067 --> 01:28:54,061
No! The legionnaires must go
for the stairs.

1047
01:28:55,947 --> 01:28:58,336
Well! Better than before!

1048
01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:17,384
- Gaston! But what happens?
- Everything will end well, I tell you.

1049
01:29:17,467 --> 01:29:20,903
We need to save him,
you promised it to the marquise.

1050
01:29:20,987 --> 01:29:25,777
What a beautiful battle! Wonderful!

1051
01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:39,104
First they clash with each other
and then we...!

1052
01:29:39,187 --> 01:29:43,465
- I want to go to Gastone,
lower the ladder. - All right!

1053
01:29:44,707 --> 01:29:46,618
Ludovico, quick!

1054
01:29:48,267 --> 01:29:50,383
- Gaston!
- Mister Marquis!

1055
01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:57,220
- Lulu!
- Gaston! - Lulu, my love!

1056
01:29:57,307 --> 01:30:03,497
No! Not my darling!
Nobody will take it!

1057
01:30:08,067 --> 01:30:10,980
- You want to steal my treasure!
- The bomb!

1058
01:30:14,987 --> 01:30:18,218
- Quick, the bomb explodes!
- Soon!

1059
01:30:23,387 --> 01:30:27,096
- The magazine explodes!
- Soon!

1060
01:30:27,827 --> 01:30:29,340
(ANTONIO) Come!

1061
01:30:47,707 --> 01:30:49,857
How I suffer!

1062
01:30:50,107 --> 01:30:53,259
> The big explosion!

1063
01:30:53,347 --> 01:30:55,258
How I suffer!

1064
01:30:55,347 --> 01:31:01,502
> Latest news!
The big explosion!

1065
01:31:01,587 --> 01:31:03,737
How I suffer!

1066
01:31:10,587 --> 01:31:12,737
How I suffer!

1067
01:31:14,867 --> 01:31:16,141
Mom!

1068
01:31:16,827 --> 01:31:21,537
- Mom! - (ANTONIO)
Quick, let's hoist the marquise.

1069
01:31:21,627 --> 01:31:24,380
IMITATES THE SOUND OF THE TRUMPET

1070
01:31:24,467 --> 01:31:27,619
Gaston. Gaston!

1071
01:31:29,147 --> 01:31:34,904
- Dear! - I brought her back
his son safe and sound.

1072
01:31:34,987 --> 01:31:37,740
The Marquis Lulù. Married today.

1073
01:31:37,827 --> 01:31:40,341
Princess Fatma.

1074
01:31:40,867 --> 01:31:45,100
Antinea, queen of Atlantis
and my slave.

1075
01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:49,423
She's in love with me like a fish.

1076
01:31:49,707 --> 01:31:52,938
But what do I do to women? I don't know!

1077
01:31:53,587 --> 01:31:59,026
Dear. As soon as it arrived in Europe,
she went blonde.

1078
01:31:59,107 --> 01:32:03,465
- Coward!
- I'm so happy,

1079
01:32:03,547 --> 01:32:07,381
- but I suffer.
- No, Marchesa, suffer on your feet,

1080
01:32:07,467 --> 01:32:10,346
- this furniture is now mine.
- It is true.

1081
01:32:10,427 --> 01:32:12,418
Come, sit down.

1082
01:32:15,027 --> 01:32:16,779
Holy shit!

1083
01:32:17,587 --> 01:32:20,340
Anthony! He has poisoned lips.

1084
01:32:20,427 --> 01:32:23,943
No, I had her vaccinated.

1085
01:32:25,267 --> 01:32:26,940
Kiss me.


